Wednesday, July 14, 2004
ARGH I HAD HOCKEY TODAY!! I'M FRIGGIN IRRITATED, GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!!! I THINK THE BALL WAS POSSESSED AND IT KEPT ON AIMING FOR ME OKIE!! I'M SUPER IRRITATED!! LET ME JUST RANT AND RAVE FOR NOW AND IF U GET BORED, JUST SKIP THIS WHOLE PARAGRAPH BUT I NEED TO GET THIS CRAP OFF MY CHEST!! OKIE FIRSTLY I GOT HIT ON MY ANKLE AND IT WAS THE ANKLE THAT WAS SWOLLEN. ANYWAY WE HAD HOCKEY TRAINING AND WE HAD TRAINING WITH THE GUYS AS WELL AND ANYWAY WE WERE DOING OUR NORMAL ROUTINE HITS.. AND WELL SHANNA WAS TEACHING ME HOW TO DO A PROPER HIT AND THIS ASS HOLE SUCKER SHIT FACE AND JUST PLAIN DISGUSTING DICK HEAD JUST WACKED THE BLOODY BALL AT ME FEET!!! AND IT WAS REALLY REALLY PAINFUL THAT I ALMOST CRIED OKIE.. AND THAT BLOODY BASTARD DIDNT EVEN APOLOGISE.. ARGH I CURSE HIM TO GET STUNG BY A MILLION MOSQUITOS AND NOT BE ABLE TO SCRATCH AND TO DIE A VIRGINAL DEATH!!!! HAHAHAHAHA.. THAT'LL SHOW HIM.. ANYWAY AFTER THAT WE WERE DOING HITS AND THEN LATER MICHELLE WAS IN FRONT OF ME AND SHE TRIED TO STOP THE BALL BUT WELL IT DIDNT WORK AND I WAS STANDING BEHIND HER AND WELL THE STOOOPID BALL WENT AND HIT ME IN THE FRIGGIN CROTCH!!! IT WAS SUPER PAINFUL OKIE.. IT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN THE ONE THAT HIT ME ON THE ANKLE.. BUT WAIT IF YOU TOT THAT I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ANYMORE UNLUCKY JUST READ ON!!! WE WERE STILL DOING HITS AND GUESS WHAT I TRIED TO STOP A BALL AND THE SICKENING BALL APPARENTLY DIDNT WANT TO BE STOPPED BY ME SO IT RICOCHET OFF MY STICK AND HIT ME RIGHT SMACK ON MY FACE!!!!! ARGH ARGH!! I'M SO SO SO SO PISSED!! AND IT REALLY HURT OKIE.. IT'S THE MOTHER OF ALL PAIN AND SERIOUSLY WHEN IT HIT ME, I REALLY FELT LIKE FAINTING!! IT WAS UBER PAINFUL FER CRYING OUT LOUD.. MY EYES WERE ALMOST TEARING AND IT WAS WELL JUST PLAIN BAD!! I TELL YOU I'M SERIOUSLY GONNA HAVE BALL PHOBIA OR SOMETHING!! IF YOU GET HIT LIKE ONCE IN A DAY IT'S BAD ENOUGH ALREADY BUT I GOT HIT LIKE 3 TIMES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! I'M IN UTTER PAIN NOW.. MY ANKLE, MY CROTCH, MY FACE!!!!!!! THANK GOODNESS IT DIDNT SCAR ME AND MY FRINGE IS ABLE TO HIDE IT TILL I RECOVER!! I HATE IT... I HATE IT... I SHALL GO AND APPLY TONS AND TONS OF CREAM.. HOPE THE REVOLTING SWELL GOES DOWN BY TMRW!!! HATE IT HATE IT!!