Saturday, September 18, 2004

If i had a gun, i would soo shoot my brother now.... he is such a pain in the ass!!! i can't take this anymore.. he drives me insane with his:

1. Incessant rambling and name calling!! and thanks to him, my dad's even took to calling me that name(i shall not reveal the name he calls me cos i know i'll never hear the end of it from you guys) .. what a POS!!!
2. And my brother is the MOST stingy asshole in the whole earth... everytime daddie restocks our chips and snacks, before i can even see what my dad buys, that POS quickly brings the whole bag to his room and chooses all the yummy snacks and leaves me with those shitty prawn crackers and plain flavoured ruffles!!! and he knows i can't stand eating those ok...and what's more that weird child does't even grow fat even though he eats enough to feed 10000... Argh.. Brannon Teo you pungsai don't think i will ever let you off... i shall tell everyone what they called you in primary school oh yes and i'll tell everyone who you liked before!!!!And i'm soo not done with you....
3. My brother is seriously one disgusting PIG... he hardly cuts his nails.. and when i grumble at him to do it, that twit just shrugs it off and says "can't la it's called gamers nails" WHAT THE HELL IS GAMERS NAILS?? it's friggin sick.. his nails are like long and clogged with dirt!!!!! BACTERIA everywhere......
4. Oh yes.. and he think that he owns everything this shithead brother of mine... there's a bottle of cold water in our fridge and i just found out that he drinks the water straight from the bottle instead of pouring it out onto a cup!! that's super dirty can.... i know that u all are probably saying that 'it's ok what, i also do that too'... yar it's ok if you do it but you don't know my brother.. he's damn filthy.. he can go and gell his hair and then use those same hands without washing to eat french fries!!! how dirty is that...
5. And i especially hate it when at the dinner table, he eats so loudly.. i know people sometimes eat noisily but AGAIN i need to stress the fact that they are not BRANNON TEO... my brother eats like a friggin COW.. he eats at such an alarming rate.. i tell you my brother is the master of food.. he can finish a proper meal in like 3 mins... And once even my grandmother thought that he was choking cos he was eating so fast!!! And those who know me.. know that i eat at a moderate speed.. but everytime we eat at dinner.. that pigface steals all the delicious food.. and as usual i'm left with nothing.. hahaha.. but i've learnt a way to prevent him from stealing all my food.. my brother is damn paranoid about sharing saliva so all i need to do is just to lick all the food that i want to eat.. hahaha.. then in that way i can eat at my own speed and still have those delicious food to eat.. muahahaha.. I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S DISGUSTING BUT HEY DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES OK...
6. And i hate it when my brother used to read my diary and not only does my brother just read it, but he even broadcasts all my secrets to everyone... Seriously do you know how embarrassing that is...i have not only suffered emotionally but physically as well by my brother.. i still remember the time when we he punched me so hard that my whole arm was like blue black ok.. and even though he let me punch him back.. please la ok.. my punches were nothing compared to his!!!!
7. And last but not least, i can't stand the fact that even though my brother is so disgusting and puky and disgusting and skinny and malnourished and stoopid and idiotic, he has got a girlfriend... seriously HELLO WAKE UP!!! if i ever see that girl i'm so gonna give her a slap on the face so that she can see who my brother really is...

Hey if your thinking that i'm such a meanie sister.. your wrong ok... i'm nice to brother too.. and i still love him even though his such a pig.. hahaha.. so bran if your reading this.. i still love you no matter what... and if you and my boyfriend fell into the sea and were drowning, i'd save you because boyfriends come and go but you my brother are definitely forever and plus i have only one brother la!!! hahaha.. aren't you touched bran?? hahahaha...

School was ok but physics practical was damn confusing man... had to do a pulley system which made my head spin.. sheesh... but other than that i guess it wasn't a bad day in school... hahahaha...oh yes oh yes... guess what i have finally influenced alice aka kia jun's wife to scare people.. we make such a good team huh alice.. hahaha.. today after recess stanwin and franky were walking up the stairs and so me and alice hid behind this pillar and when they came up we shouted "boo" hahaha.. stanwin wasnt that shocked but hehe.. franky was.. hahaha.. he totally jumped out of his skin i tell you.... hahaha... must have done something bad ah no wonder so scared...... hahahaha.... i just finished watching this korean show it's called "love happens twice"and its super shweeeet.. hahhaha.. made me cry buckets.. it's about this girl who loves her boyfriend but then one day he got killed in a car accident and to cut a long story short, the guy whom she fell in love with again was the one who knocked down her boyfriend.. it's the bestest love story ever.. hahaha.. and the korean guy who acted in the show is super handsome.. hahaha..