Thursday, June 09, 2005

sharmaine has been a rather naughty girl.

i went clubbing last night with my long lost clubbin kakees KOK xinghui and ADDY the lesbian. hahahaha it was rather fun if i do say so myself. first i didnt tell my parents that i was going clubbing so i had to sneak out in the middle of the night dressed in full clubbin attire. it was super exciting i tell you. my heart was beating so fast adrenaline was pumping! took the 190 bus and those twits were supposed to be on the same bus as me but they came later so i had to alight and wait for them at far east. i really dont wanna ever wait at the far east bus stop by myself ever again! its damn scary can, i kept getting stared at by indian shits. i'm not being rascist. the only people that were staring at me with those 'i'm gonna rape you' kinda eyes were those black shits lar. bloody hell i felt damn violated, and only those black shits can make me feel that way lar. anyway the bus finally arrived after a million years and i was safe in the company of addy and xinghui! yay the fun just begins i tell you. the night was definitely a night of sorts i must say.
We decided to go gotham penthouse to party since it was ladies night and when we got there guess what our darling addy, got bounced cos of her attire. apparently they said that she was too sloppy and they had a dress code. but she looked alright to me leh. maybe a little on the drab side (i love u addy) but still alright what. we had to go round and find a shirt for addy to wear. she tried on my tube but it was rather small so we had to go get her a shirt. then there was this kind soul at forbidden city who lent addy his shirt and seriously we are eternally grateful to him. but guess what after all the trouble, we astill didnt get in. BLOODY HELL! there were many conflicting theories about what we should have done. xinghui said that we should have got out hands chopped first then maybe when addy returned with the shirt they would have let us in. but its ok lar we can still go there another time. the bloody bouncer suddenly said that gotham penthouse had changed their age limit from 18 to 20. what bullshit lor. i bet they just didnt want addy to go in. garbage lar they all. have they ever spared a thought for girls who are lesbian? they are just dumb dumb dumb. but we still had fun anyway.
went to zouk in the end cos it was free and we wanted to check out mambo night. haha. the floor was as crowded as it was last time. rather hard to dance but we managed to do it anyway. addy you lucky bitch, danced with alot of pretty girls ah. hahaha. me and xinghui just kept to ourselves.oh there was this 2 angmohs la, with extremely huge asses! they kept bumping their behinds at us can. bloody shits. hate them. the negro was wearing this top which was rather low cut and it exposed her bra. i kept trying to unhook her bra but i'm sorry i dont have such nimble fingers. haha. and how could could i forget. my lesbian partner for the night KOK xinghui, we frenched on the dance floor! hahaha so not lying me and kok xinghui frenched kissed on the dance floor cos there was these bunch of guys looking at us and we weren't interested so we decided to shoo them off by being lesbian because nothing turns guys off more than girls being les. hehe. but they still continued looking so i guessed it didnt work! darn. anyway after awhile, we went over to zouk and they had mambo night which was rather interesting . their moves are vaguely para para-ish. but we shall try it next time. addy wanted to go back so we went and i sealed my fate that night because the last song was akon's 'mr. lonely' and it was a slow song and xinghui my lesbian partner didnt wanna dance so i danced it with addy. haha. it was awkward cos i'm so tall and addy's so short! hahaha kidding la. it was fun, i never danced a slow song before and my virgin slow song was given to a lesbian!!! hahaha not saying it was bad on the contrary it was rather fun!!!
we chilled at macdonalds while we waited for the first bus to come. talked alot of crap. but it was good conversation. a fight nearly broke out but too bad it didnt if not we would have gotten front row seats to the action lar. it was fun clubbing with you 2!! lets do it again. GOTHAM PENTHOUSE here we come. addy this time you know what to do ah. lets go early!! addy's got herself a dance with liwen and i wanna dance with my lesbian babe and candy and claire!! ooooooh cant wait cant wait!